SIN CITY SPECTACULAR!: Come Live The Dream With us!

The City? Las Vegas.

The Place? The ESPNZone at the New York, New York Hotel & Casino

The Time? This Saturday, Cocktail hour (5-7 pm)

As if you needed an excuse to hit Las Vegas this weekend, we've upped the ante with a personal appearance. That's right, Nick and the lovely Robin will be signing books and various body parts for any and all this Saturday. What better way to celebrate the release of our new book, or as it's known here at Team Bakay Headquarters, "the greatest bathroom read of the millenium."

No pesky story, no slow starts, this book is user-friendly: Open it up anywhere, put it down, pick it back up, you can't go wrong! We guarantee no less than five laughs on every page, and as an additional bonus, the occasional moment of shock and outrage.

Nick Bakay's Tale of the Tape: The book that answers the big question in life -- Who would win in a street fight? All the ESPN classics are there, unexpurgated and uncut, plus 30% brand new Tales from our top shelf! We're thrilled with how the book came out, and we know you will be too, so log on to amazon right here or hit your local provider for the best father's day gift since the martini.

And don't forget to check our right margin for all our upcoming radio, TV, and live appearances -- Like this Friday, 5-7 pm, at the ESPNZone in Anaheim, California! All of the above still applies, except for the Pai Gow!

SAY HELLO TO "SHTOINK" WEAR!!!

Tired of looking at the same old you in the same old duds? Then it's time to check out our brand new assortment of shirts, all emblazoned with the one word that says it all -- "Shtoink"

You've downloaded our handy soundbite, now wear the one shirt that draws a beautiful women to you with a question on her mind: "What the F is Shtoink?" After that, you're on your own.

For the uninitiated, "Shtoink" started out as the universal sound of wagers gone bad, usually courtesy of some kickers sorry-assed toe. But it has come to mean so much more -- People have written us to admit that "Shtoink" is the sound of winning, losing, even celebrating a passing beauty. In short, "Shtoink" is what you see in it.

Already goin' steady? Then take Robin's word for it -- "Shtoink shirts look even better on m'lady."

FRENCHY'S BACK IN TOWN

As promised, The Evil Clown is back up and ready for your sordid pleasure.

Robin and I hope to see you soon,

From the Lounge, I remain...

Nick Bakay