The McDonald's Racecar Runs on Fry Grease

In print, Nenad Krstic looks like mirror-image writing.

I bet extricating Yao Ming from China included a lot of cash, a lot of bootleg Hollywood videos, and turning the other cheek on that girl-baby thing.

I wonder if Nene Hilario is really that funny.

Why would my husband, a grown man in his forties, refuse to say whether or not my ass looks fat in these pants, but he's willing to wake up early on a Saturday morning to see the televised unveiling of the new Buffalo Bills uniforms?

Sarah Bennis pitched three perfect games in a row for her Maine high school softball team. She has 365 career strikeouts, 49 wins, and ERA of .240. Too bad she's a girl.

How long will it be until Mike Tyson is on Fox Celebrity Boxing?

Will there ever be NASCAR for electric cars?

Wouldn't it be funny if Shaq and Lisa Leslie spawned and had a short kid?

Will Pink change her name since dying her hair blonde?

Do golf caddies have low self-esteem?

I wonder if Tiger Woods ever enters a room with the my favorite colloquial salutation: lo...lo...lo...

If Pam Anderson switched from rocks to jocks, who would she date?

Mike Ditka should have a talk show.

Even I look better in a beard than Mo Vaughn does.

How come newspaper sports sections have ads for strip clubs and penile enlargement centers, but sports magazines don't?